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Confusion DeathMonkey

Confusion DeathMonkey
Random gibberish from three guys who might just hate eachother. Now with 20% more Sociopathy!

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Created by: James Villines
Created on: 17 Mar 2010
Language: English

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Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 3: Sneak Attack, Mother Bitches! (52.33MB; download) -- It's a surprise attack from the sneaky Fucking CDM Ninja gang! This week we're bringing you the episode early just because we can. In this episode of CDM we talk about our financial woes, how to cheat on your lesbian girlfriend without her ever finding out you secretly crave the cock, the many uses for the Buffalo Wild Wings Sauce Hotness Chart, and bathroom etiquette. So sit back, smoke your delicious Camel cigarettes and think about how much better your life is with us around. Then show the man on the doll where we touched you.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:03:39 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 4: Mother Fuckin' Monster Jam! (57.23MB; download) -- Its time for another episode of rabblerousing and rescaling! Chris and I are left to fend for ourselves again while Eric is off fighting the evil forces of C.O.B.R.A. In this episode we talk about Monster Trucks, Local Dive Bars, our subtle difference of taste in interactive entertainment and at the end we share a touching story of how we first met. Sit with us wont you? And delight in the soothing tones of our velvety voices.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:03:28 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 5: We're drunk... (69.50MB; download) -- Shit Fire! It's a brand spankin' new CDM podcast that didn't get posted at the asscrack of dawn! We recorded this thing last night shortly after the atrocity that was Monster Jame followed by consuming copious amounts of booze. In this episode we discuss Eric's lack of a love life, Chris's lack of love, and Jim's ability to love harder then any DeathMonkey has loved before. There's high octane monster truck inaction, dirt trackin, hard rubbing, and lucky balls scattered throughout the episode. Then of course we discuss the proper reaction of getting cought while picking your nose and drown our sorrows in sweet delicious Captain Morgan's fine rum. We'll be enjoying the show right along with you folks, because we don't remember a goddamn thing. We've got a new website up! It's bound to be modified over the next couple of weeks but now you can get all of your awesome CDM updates at confusiondeathmonkey.com and as always you can send us feedback and questions at confusiondeathmonkey@gmail.com or hell post them on our brand spankin' new forum. It's the poster child of badassery.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:03:19 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion Deathmonkey Episode 6: 6 days Sober (30.33MB; download) -- Here we are again with another amature radio edition of Confusion DeathMonkey. In this episode we discuss Eric's surprising display of talent on a stripper pole, the distruction of his beloved Mustang, his total inability to secure a date, how to survive a cougar attack, and Jim's abuse of Chris' rampant gambling addiction. Then we answer some advice questions, talk about some current events, and yell at eachother... soberly. All is normal on the CDM front when normality equals dysfunction so click play and delight in our impending train wreck.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:53 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 7: Attack of the Alien DeathMonkeys (29.20MB; download) -- Hey DeathMonkey-Heads! It's another episode of CDM coming at you like a Clydesdale Bukakki party! in this episode Jim is the victim of Nigerian Phishing Scams and Eric can't tell a stroy or close the deal with vagina delivered right to his front door. We uncover the nefarious conspiracy between aliens and Quick Trip and Chris has got nothin'. We're three guys with less on the agenda then a Kansas City Public School PTA meeting and we're yammering at you like it's all your fault. This is Confusion DeathMonkey Radio.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:44 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 8: The C-Word (56.83MB; download) -- In this episode we catch up talk about salsa bathes, assault by prayer, and first dates with Eric. Then we talk about deeper subjects like who should die. Swirl all that magic around with two new commercials and sprinkle just a bit of tiger attack in it and you've got yourself a CDM episode that'll blow out of every oriface of your body in a sparkly rainbow of awesome. Get ready to run for you lives folks. Confusion DeathMonkey is hot on your trail.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:36 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 9: You know... Like Dino Riders! (59.94MB; download) -- This week Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 9 rides you hard and puts you away wet like a plesiosaur. In this episode Chris and I form a daring duo while Eric jacks around with his military buddies defending our freedoms or some such nonsense. We talk about the inevitable dissapointment that is KFC, the awesomeness of Chick-Fil-A, the brutality of British police officers, and why getting AIDS from a chick with a clubbed thumb is such a bummer. We're Confusion DeathMonkey and we're calling from the inside the house.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:02:27 PDT
Add this to another station Confusion DeathMonkey Episode 2: Now with helpful Subliminal Messaging (50.18MB; download) -- Hey folks! We're back again this week with another ramshackle episode of Confusion DeathMonkey. In this episode we talk about Video Games, Hypothetical Future Guests of the Show, and of course.. Tijuana Horse Fucking Pilots. So grab a loved one, pull up a chair, slap on your headphones, and mock your loved one for not being able to hear. By the time it's all over, we'll all have learned a little more about ourselves.
Selected by: James Villines [ stations ], Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:01:38 PDT